i’m so bad with texting back or handling messages in general. one time my friend texted me and i was going to respond but instead i made a clutch investment in a small towel company and am now the CEO of the most successful towel company in the world and you will not fuck with me here do you understand me? i will run your shitty towel kickstarter into the goddamn dirt. this is my territory
LADY MACBETH skateboards across the hall
LADY MACBETH: king of jerking off maybe"
if u ever need something to smile at here’s my dog in his raincoat
"I’m fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in."
whenever i need a laugh i remember that if he hadn’t died james potter would have been dudley’s uncle. Picture James interacting with dudley. just do it, picture the scene
my life just got better